Necronom ♍ : ♈ : ♊

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I LOVE BARRY. BARRY’S MY BOYFRIEND. HE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BAAAAAAAABE.

I DON’T LOVE STEVE. STEVE IS A DOUCHEBAG. EVEN THOUGH WE WERE ENGAAAAAAAAAAGED.

BE-CAUSE

NOW I LOVE BARRY. BARRY’S MY BOYFRIEND. HE BRINGS ME ICE CREAM IN BEDDDDDD.

STEVE IS A DICK. HE SLEPT WITH MY COUSIN. I WISH THAT STEVEN WAS DEADDDDDDDD.

EVERYBODY, SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS!